umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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jackryanz:

if pre- civil war rapture was a person id probably fuck it

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

heirofrapture:

liarandathug:

did a doodle of heirofrapture’s jack because it’s great for stress relief from studying for exams sob

WHY

heirofrapture:

liarandathug:

did a doodle of heirofrapture’s jack because it’s great for stress relief from studying for exams sob

WHY

Me trying to date:
Me: I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
Him: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.
Me: No.. You don't understand.