fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

kynelly:

is that….

it totally is

they found Liam Schwartz

comedycentral:

One of these #RejectedWeirdAlSongs will be featured on tonight’s new fatmidnight!

church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

ammosart:

Heads?  Or tails?
Tonight’s color palette sketch, A Gentleman and A Lady no. 80.

ammosart:

Heads?  Or tails?

Tonight’s color palette sketch, A Gentleman and A Lady no. 80.

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

suliks:

Pandy’s list of favorite villains/antagonists  in no particular order

03.Saren Arterius/Mass Effect series

I’m not doing this for myself. Don’t you see, Sovreign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I’m forging an alliance between us and the Reapers, between organics and machines, and in doing so, I will save more lives than have ever existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete annihilation, and for that, you must die.